I’m so high right now!

posted Thursday, July 17th, 2008 at 11:43 pm by Ryan

10,000 ft. to be exact.

Since arriving in Albuquerque, our hopes to find some attractions specific to the region were met with some confusion. If we were in Mexico, it’d be simple: tequila, cervesas, and mamacitas. It just so happens that New Mexico has all three, but that left a little more to be desired. After our failed attempts to connect with our woo-girls we knew in the area, we decided to head to Sandia’s Peak. Atop this peak, we were taken aback by the beautiful panaromic view of the Cibola National forest, and decided to treat ourselves to a few drinks atop this majestic vantage point. It was clear that while the elevation change did not affect our alcohol tolerance atop, once we arrived back to the car we felt a little woozy, but in a good way nonetheless.

John’s cousin Jamie made the trek up top to the peak, but waiting for us at the bottom was TheOysta’s badass Uncle Mike who let me tell you has a bad habit of picking up the entire tab for dinner. All of us were eating our stomachs inside out— so remedied ourselves by having All-You-Can-Stomach BBQ at “The County Line” and boy let me tell you… I was praying to God that my stomach didn’t implode.

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After continuing to make contact with the girls we met on WooMe from the area, we decided to focus our energy on breathing, moving, and lining up “Woo-ladies” for our next stop in Texas. Low and behold, we were able to link up with a lovely lady in Oklahoma, and one in Lubbock that we plan on meeting prior to our next stop in Austin. TheOysta and I have learned that this trip is definitely not easy, but fortunately for us our dryspout from Vegas and New Mexico is clearing up and we’re excited to be meeting some girls offline that we’ve had the pleasure of meeting online.

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