I got sprayed by gasoline!!!

posted Saturday, July 19th, 2008 at 8:11 pm by John

With our stay in New Mexico coming to a close, we decided it was time to fill up the gas tank before heading off to Lubbock, Texas. So we headed over to the Ready Mart to fill up, popped in the pump and let ‘er ride. After grabbing some Fuze green tea from inside, I returned remove the nozzle. Little did I know this shit hole gas station had overfilled our tank. I gave the nozzle a pull and it didn’t budge so I yanked it and BAM!!! Pressurized gas erupted back out like Ryan’s mouth after a long night of drinking. (Just kidding, rdot holds his beer in quite well) My right pant leg and hand were covered in some unknown quality unleaded, making for an embarassing walk back in the store to sign off for our overloaded gas purchase.

Fortunately, we ended the stop by grubbing down some of the best food known to man. For around 18 bucks we ate all-you-can-eat brazillian food at Tucanos Grill. We were dead wrong thinking it was impossible to get more stuffed than we did the night before eating a bbq buffet. I swear, we must have wolfed down over 10 types of meat, including bacon wrapped fillet minon and carne marinada. Believe it or not, this all came after inhaling a full plate of salad that would make Olive Garden tip its cap.

Below are some pics of us playing Cowboys and Indians… yeah, we’re cool.

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one comment to “I got sprayed by gasoline!!!”

  1. You two have too much time on your hands..
    P.s. J..that shirt = awesomeness and now I want one haha :)

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