Driver’s Block

posted Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 at 3:06 am by John

Ok. So normally I am a really calm and focussed driver. But these past few days in San Fran have been getting my blood boiling. I understand. The streets of Frisco may possibly be some of the most confusing in the world. Compound that with baffled tourists like myself, and a 5 minute drive turns into a 45 minute hellride. Before driving in this city I had used a car horn two times in the past 5 years. In two days here I already tripled that. Thankfully, we were given a champagne greeting at our 2nd stop in Emeryville. I’m not gonna lie Joe Bothe, this trip was not as good as I expected. Not the city’s fault totally. But a combo Forest Griffin leg kick-take down of fucked up roads and fucked up people. I still love the bay area, however. The food may just be better here than the grub in New York. Fortunately, tomorrow we are off to The City of Angels, the town I was born in and went to college in, the most divided city in the world. Ok. I am effing stoked. This has the potential of being one of the best stops on the trip. Y’all my homie g funks need to come out. One night. One 4 star hotel room. One bomb ass concert a few blocks away with several woome users in attendance. This is our one and only stop in our hometown on this redonkulous trip. Come one come all. Woo one woo all. Just get your hott, tanned, botoxed, Californian booties out to D-town, Los Angeles and have drink with us. Oh, and here is drop off locale..

Location:
2200 E.
Street:
15th St.
City/Town:
Los Angeles, CA

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