Well at least I didn’t pee the bed

posted Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm by Ryan

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Well, unfortunately for me, I bit into the chocolate that is covered in public urination. YUCKIE! Can you believe it? Wait… no, you can’t, because neither can I. Tyler warned me not to take a leak in Pacific Beach. I brushed it off, and drained the lizard in a parking lot between two cars. As I walked out from the two cars and zipped my pants, the big black van in the street caught my attention. “Let’s go dude!” Tyler said firmly. Me and oysta walked at a brisk pace and I took off my hat hoping to lose the van that was following us from the street. My attempt to hop into Typhoon’s was in vain, because the cops were like magical genies and were surprisingly there waiting for me when I arrived. $200 tickets are bullshit, but losing them is even more bullshit (I’ll have to pay it online or something). I dropped the camera on our way to the bars, so I didn’t have the batteries in it to film. So sad so sad.

We rolled into town last night, and met up with Chad and Tiffany. We ended up going to Tyler from Hawaii’s house, playing some beer pong and pre-gamin’ it before we went out. San Diego has been shaping up to be a pretty happenin’ spot, because we are meeting up with Jane in downtown SD for lunch, and trying to get Andrea out tonight in Pacific Beach with me oysta and Chad. We crashed at Chad’s last night, but came back to Tiff’s this morning and only got about 4 hours of sleep.

Lesson for last night is: Do not buy food and forget receipt. We went to Ramone’s in PB and I fucking forgot my receipt! It must’ve been misplaced during my efforts to pick up a chick with some random black dude. I asked this dude to help me get her, and he started trying to talk Chinese to her, but it ended up just sounding like “ching chong wee wong” LOL Funny thing is, apparently it worked.

Shower is a necessity right now, but will definitely try and check out the fun stuff to do around here. Stay tuned y’all to oysta + rdot TV.

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