We’re like the YMCA

posted Friday, July 18th, 2008 at 4:00 am by Ryan

Nothing wrong with a little role playing, as long as it’s harmless and mutually agreed upon.

TheOysta and I, on the backend of our Albuquerque stop decided to check out some local attractions before we took off on our Eastern Journey. At the University of New Mexico we discussed how we wanted to be Lobos simply because the logo looked so damn cool. Because “The Pit” was closed (UoNM’s basketball stadium) we had to simply imagine how cool it would be to watch a game from the front row… but we got over that pretty quickly.

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Soon after, we hopped over to “Old Town”, which Oysta told me was a ghost town, but the only ghost I saw was John popping out from behind a stone wall to scare me.

How rude! Fortunately though, I found console in buying some “Pussy Sauce” from one of the stores which supposedly is some pretty fuckin’ HOT hot-sauce. I’m excited, I have to find some cereal to put it on. The only thing I wanted more than Pussy Sauce was an Indian head-dress. I mean c’mon, who doesn’t want to relive their childhood Cowboy-and-Indian days with a sweet headdress. Granted, it’s two sizes too small for my head, and John’s humongous strofoam Cowboy hat envelopes mine in awesomeness, but who cares.

Unlike you, we have presidential hopes of performing YMCA dressed as a Cowboy and an Indian. Beat that, Obama.

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4 comments to “We’re like the YMCA”

  1. Wow that was like the Blair Witch project.

  2. Hahaha
    The guy above..he’s a smart ass..I like it! lol

  3. Err, smart arse, I see it as sarcasm, never apologises for it and I like that perfectly! ;)

    Courage is everything to me!

  4. that must have been a seriously HOT sauce!

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Ryan "Rdot" Spillers: was born into this world on June 6th, 1985 by Andrea Lisa Schor and August Edward Spillers. At the time of birth, Rdot's destiny was unclear. As he grew older and wider, he began to understand the importance of staying nourished and hydrated while not ingesting carbohydrates past five o'clock on weekday evenings... More...

John Madden: one year removed from priviate institutionalized higher education, John "TheOysta" spends his free time jumping off 2 story houses into backyard pools. His mission is to create something out of nothing, turning a boring day into a hysterical adventure... More...