Screw you AIDS!

posted Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am by Ryan

AIDS AIDS the magical fru—- oh wait, wrong song.

Just rolled out of bed, and contemplating whether where we’re going to stay tonight. Ended up going out with Diana128 last night for some late night karaoke, complete with vodka/tonics and my rendition of “Can I get a fuck you” by Jay-z. Classy, eh? I have to say though, Diana was a lot cuter in person—- so me and J enjoyed wooing her in person. She works here in town, and was going to take a cab to his sister’s house in North Beach— but by the time we got back to Travelodge we coerced her into staying at our place.

“Who wouldn’t want to sleep with two young strapping gentlemen”? You get the picture.

Pretty stoked for today though, me and J are going to make our way down to 7th and Market to the SF Aids Foundation to put in that work! We figured since we’re in the area, it’d be a shame if we didn’t meet up with a charity and help out for a while today. I mean, what else are we going to do besides drink, party, meet smokin’ hot chicks, and provide short-term damage to our valuable internal organs? Really though, AIDS sucks, and if we can do something to combat the suckiness of AIDS sucking so bad on the suck scale, it wouldn’t suck.

How many sucks would a woodsuck suck if a wood suck could suck suck?

Here is the where we’ll be at today, so if you are in the area, have some time to spare, and think AIDS sucks, stop by!

San Francisco AIDS Foundation Headquarters

995 Market St # 200

San Francisco, CA 94103


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  1. did you get some video of that karaoke or what?? you holding out on all of us?? walk off that hangover and go do some good…..make up for all the bad that went on last night!

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