So we made it home safe! Suprisingly, neither of us got any speeding tickets over the 5,000+ miles we drove during the trip. Tuesday afternoon we dropped the Ford Escape and caught a short flight back to Los Angeles. With all the driving, I grew somewhat attached to the mid sized SUV. So much so that now I’m back in my tiny Civic, I feel like I’m driving a go-cart! More…
We took the free city bus into the LoDo district where we traveled to Double Daughters— the equivalent to walking into a Tim Burton movie, on acid. We sampled the drink called “Go fuck yourself”, which is a family recipe that can be best explain as a 17-alcohol concoction that will shake your insides inside out.
We made friends, ate street-side burritos, educated bums on marketing techniques, and oh yeah, sucked a lifesaver off a random lady.
The night ended with me getting lost. Great night in Denver… on our way back West.
After a super fun night in Fort Worth, Texas, it was FINALLY time to embark to Austin. Thankfully, the drive wasn’t bad at all and we were able to meet up with my step brother Derek who I had seen in almost 7 years! From there we met up with Britney at the hotel room and headed off to 6th Street, the hot night spot in town, and hit up a couple bars. First, we stopped at The Chuggin Monkey for a few drinks. Although it was a Sunday night, we were still able to have fun on our own, singing and dancing to the bar music. Our night was topped off with a stop at The Blind Pig Pub where we met up with woome.com user Diana. All in all, the night was a huge success, aside from waking up the next morning and realizing i left my debit card at The Blind Pig. Here is a quick lil mix I made up from the night’s events…
“Is this a joke, boy?” the slightly overweight salesman originally from Ft. Worth said with a relaxed demeanor. He gave me two options:
Redneck style ($250)
Cowboy style ($900)
After explaining to him our endeavors to make it to New York staying on woo-peoples’ couches, I agreed on the coolest (and least expensive) Lone Star state get-up.
With our stay in New Mexico coming to a close, we decided it was time to fill up the gas tank before heading off to Lubbock, Texas. So we headed over to the Ready Mart to fill up, popped in the pump and let ‘er ride. After grabbing some Fuze green tea from inside, I returned remove the nozzle. Little did I know this shit hole gas station had overfilled our tank. I gave the nozzle a pull and it didn’t budge so I yanked it and BAM!!! Pressurized gas erupted back out like Ryan’s mouth after a long night of drinking. More…
Ryan "Rdot" Spillers: was born into this world on June 6th, 1985 by Andrea Lisa Schor and August Edward Spillers. At the time of birth, Rdot's destiny was unclear. As he grew older and wider, he began to understand the importance of staying nourished and hydrated while not ingesting carbohydrates past five o'clock on weekday evenings... More...
John Madden: one year removed from priviate institutionalized higher education, John "TheOysta" spends his free time jumping off 2 story houses into backyard pools. His mission is to create something out of nothing, turning a boring day into a hysterical adventure... More...
